Hakim : Sayad Jahar Fall gya hai, Tang Katni Padegi
Kuch din badh Dusri Tang vi Nilli Pad Gyi…
Isme bhi jahar fall gya hai, Je vi Katani Padegi.
Hakim ne Marij ki Dono Tange Kaat di or Nakli Tange Lgga Di
Fir Nakli Tang vi Nilli Pad Gyi
Hakim : Ab Tumari Bimari Samaj aa Gyi Sakil Bhai Tumhari Lungi color Sodti hai.
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Ladki Gift ki Dukan Me : Kafi Der Gift
Dekhane Ke Badh Ek Gift Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye Pucha… Je Hasti Huyi Chudel Kitne Ki Hai ?
Dukandar : Madam Ji Yeh Ayina hai...😃😃😃
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2 Samadhee Drink
Karne Baithe :
Ladke ke Papa : “
Kitna Pani Dhalu”
Ladki ke Papa : “
No Water !“
Ladke ke Papa : Kyu
Ladki ke Papa : “
Hamare Yha beti ke ghar ka pani nahi pite !“
Yeh Hote hai
Sanskar!!!
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Ladki : Yeh TV Kitne Ka Hai ?
Salesman : 50,000 Rs
Ladki : Itna mehnga? Aisa kya
hai Khas hai Isme ?
Salesman : Yeh light jane ke
badh AUTOMATIC Bandh ho jata hai
Ladki : Oh ! Pack Kardo fir to
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15 – 20 sadhu Sant Himalye Ka Pahad Chad Rahe The.
Ek Reporter Ne Aise Hi Puch Liya “ Baba Ap Log Kha Ja Rahe Ho ?“
Baba : “ Samadi Lene “
Reporter : “ Par Kyu ?“
Baba : “ Jabse whatsapp aya hai
Bade Bade Gyani paida ho gye hai… Ab Sansar ko Hmari Jrurt Nahi “
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Aunti : Beta Pahali Bar Ghar
Aye ho, Kuch to lena Padega ।
Rahul : Thik hai Apni Beti De
Do.
Aunti : Sale !! Nikal Ghar Se ,
Dubara kadam Rakha to Tange Tod Dungi ।
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Gabar Ne Bank Manager Se Pucha “
Kitna Inam Rakhe hai Sarkar Hum Par ?”
Manager : “ Kitne Bhi Rakhe ho
Par Abhi 4000 hi mil sakta hai wo bhi tumhari ID Par “ Kaliya Ja Samba ki Nahi
Chalegi.
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Pehla Dost : Bhai Kaha Hai ?
Dusra Dost : Shopping Bhabi Ke
sath
Pehla Dost : Ladki Kab Patayi ?
Dusra Dost : Nahi Yar Bhai ki
Girl Friend Hai
Pehla Dost : Je Bhai Ko ?
Dusra Dost : Tu Sallee….
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